Quotes
• "We now return you to your regularly scheduled program "How Tinfoil Changed my Life"" - Another Iowan
• "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you" - Satchel Paige
• "Never let go of an odd idea when you can inflate it to the point of utter daffiness." -David Szondy
• "I just like doing random, absurd things with interesting people." -A.J. Margolis
• "Trying to control a community is like trying to tie your shoes with spaghetti." -Krystyn
IRC Quotes
These are generally from my IRC chats in #unfiction chat. I go by the nick SirQuady there, so if you see me, say hi!
<SirQuady> wait, are mp4 files openable in VLC?
<Wiser> yes
<apcfreak> yup
<apcfreak> anything is openable in VLC
<apcfreak> ANYTHING
<apcfreak> it is magic
<SirQuady> VLC IS majic
<Wiser> actually, the answer to "are * files openable in VLC" is yes
<apcfreak> Wiser: haha yeah
<RobMagus> vlc will open everything
<AnthraX101> I told u it was hardcore
<Crispy`> "AMERICA USES CAPITALISM" "RUSSIA FAINTS. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE"
<SirQuady> i wouldnt want David and Leigh Eddings books maed into movies/audio books/whatever, because they did such a perfect job of writing to give the reader an excellent, personal vision of who the characters are
* Six fires a canon at Caleb
<SirQuady> cannon or canon?
<Six> that is the question
<Six> whether it is better to suffer the slings and arrows of outragous fanfics,
<Six> or to let it die
* Six bows
<Wiser> you need to feed your router a banana.
<Rorschach> yeah!
* KungeRutta sticks jason into ror's mind
<Jas0n> oh holy heck..
<Rorschach> oh, sorry jas0n. let me clean up a bit, I didn't expect visitors.
<Jas0n> if it had been runge's head I could have commented on the cobwebs
<KungeRutta> hey!
<KungeRutta> i had them cleaned up
<fireball> there's nothing like a pack of rabid wolves to bring a family together.
<Rowan> i think 4chan is an april fools joke gone horrbily horribly wrong
<bags> *nod*
<bags> in fact, one could argue that the statement, "4chan is a ______________ gone horrbily horribly wrong", is universally true, no matter what you fill in the blank with
<Mapmaker> F*%KING F*%KSTICKS YOU R*%#@S WHY DON'T YOU P!#*$T ON A BIG E%*$@#B
* dante copies and pastes that for future use
<Garf> Wikipedia! you go to look up a CSS term..
<Garf> and you end up reading about Spanish painters and astronaut micrometeorite protection
<Liquid> tabbed browsing will be the death of the human race
<air_wick> I believe we have firmly established we are all Science's bitches
<Rorschach> I want to take a self-offence course
<cortana> Please note this is different than a self-abuse course.
<AxysDenyed> That have courses in that?
<Sin_Vraal> zombie nation names:
<Sin_Vraal> 1) Zombia
<Sin_Vraal> 2) Equatorial Zombie
<Sin_Vraal> 3) Zomibia
<Sin_Vraal> 4) Burkina Zombo
<air_wick> Zombonia
<RungeKutta> ZOMBIE NATION!
<RungeKutta> doo doo doo dooo doo
<Sin_Vraal> 5) Undead Canada
<air_wick> undead canada is fine
<Sin_Vraal> 6) Zombylslovakia
<Sin_Vraal> or perhaps Czombylslovakia
<SirQuady> United States of GRRAAAAHHHG!
<Sin_Vraal> 7) Zombouti
<Sin_Vraal> 8) Mozombique
<Sin_Vraal> that is all
<Razordogz> We didn't land on the moon, it was a soundstage on Mars.
<RungeKutta> Dio fought the law, and the law won!
<SirQuady> law regrets to inform dio that such failure will haunt you forevermore, amen.
<Euchre> failure is not an option, unless of course you count that dying while trying is somehow success
<Lezzie> Computer, deactivate iguana.
<Six> there should so be satnav viruses
<RungeKutta> haha
<Six> "in negitive 73 feet, turn up"
<SirQuady> lol
<SirQuady> Turn at a 378 degree angle to the north west
<RungeKutta> that's obviously faulty
<Six> "When you see a..NO LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!"
<RungeKutta> I better one would give wrong directions
<Six> "In 200 meters, stop being such a sucky driver"
<RungeKutta> instead of "in 200 meters, take a left at Oak Street" it would be "in 150 meteres, take a right at Pine Steet"
<Six> I'm done.
<RungeKutta> take you in the right general direction, but completely off so you dont know where it is
<SirQuady>"Turn right at fork in road"..."In soviet russia, road forks YOU!!"
* catherFood scrolls up
<Six> "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, beeeeep. Game over, would you like to play again?"
<Urthstripe> The best way to keep a guy at least ten feet away? Dry heave. Vomit is the new mace
<0m3n> WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND THEN WE WILL GO TO WORK ON YOU!
<lisa> i will put a big red ribbon on my door so you can easily find my house
<Om3n> THANKS
<lisa> no problem
<Ehsan> #unfiction: filtering out intelligent people and keeping the rest since 1969
<Macavity> Elvis isn't dead. He just went home :P
<Rogi> Elvis is teaching Bigfoots how to drive UFOs at Area 51.
<[twilight]> I thought he was babysitting the muppet babies
<Rogi> That's Jimmy Hoffa
<RungeKutta> rogi: I heard he was working at area 53 now
* Rorschach points to the "Area 53" employee of the month pin on Rogi's shirt
<RungeKutta> ror: that's not 53, that's 1337 - he actually works at Area SE
<RungeKutta> kind of like Win 95SE
<SirQuady> holy crap!
<Dragonryder> Where? *looks for a pile of $#!t with a halo*