from TPL CHICKEN ISSUE

“drippings, stray juices, an even tan”

“a bird in the
hand is worth two in the bush
as the saying goes. But even one
in the bush can be very fine
when roasted to juicy
splendor before your very
eyes.” This is so true, ladies
and gentlemen, I couldn’t
have said it better. So whet
your appetites, lick your chops
and entertain visions
of roasting and
grilling. All signs
point to your
charbroiled longing.

CHICKEN EMERGENCY

This game may last the
length of a lifetime, your
drive to work, your weekend.
but who turns first, ladies
and gentlemen. Is it your
tolerance for the deception
or will it be the very
last meal you need?