Wednesday, May 06, 2009

I am a horrible care-taker of pets

My final days in the dorms are coming to an end. Dorm life has been good to me; I’ve been able to make some really great friends, have a safe and comfortable room, and take long hot showers. But, I’m definitely ready to move out into the new house a couple of my buddies and I are leasing.  No more silly open house hour restrictions or bed-shaking reverberations from Halo 3 machine gun fire at two in the morning.  One of the things I’m particularly excited about is getting a pet.  My family back in Arkansas has a basset hound named Jabba, but we were never really friends.
So, in preparation for my eventual purchase of a really cool and lovable animal companion, (baby gorilla, koala bear, walrus, etc.) I decided I’d start small and buy some goldfish…

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Posted by Joe Sonheim on 05/06 at 10:09 AM
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