Friday, December 09, 2005

The Power of Puns

Never underestimate the power of puns. What do these illustrate about language?

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says,  “I’ve lost my
electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m
positive…”

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve
you, but don’t start anything.”

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Posted by Nathan Bierma on 12/09 at 04:32 PM
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