Reckless Pizza Delivery No Longer Condoned
My colleague Brenda laughed at this statement on a pizza box (from Hungry Howie’s) on the lunch table today:
Now Hiring Safe Drivers
Did Hungry Howie’s previously employ only dangerous drivers?
Posted by Nathan Bierma on 08/12 at 01:04 PM
No, Nate, previously they were hiring safe cooks, now they are hiring safe drivers.
Hmm, no, maybe it was that previously they were firing safe drivers—they were too slow making deliveries. Now they are hiring safe drivers—they have found it keeps their insurance rates lower (as well, of course, as the bottom line).
On the other hand, maybe ... :-)
Posted by Wayne Leman on 08/13 at 04:46 PM
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