Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Humor Essay: Evan
The Most Expensive Black Hole Ever (Has Just Swallowed Your Futon)
by Evan Eilers
The ultra-smart scientists at Brookhaven National Laboratory have finally come up with a way to get rid of all that excess gold that has been piling up and taking up space in bank vaults around the world. Bankers will at last have enough room to play ultimate Frisbee indoors, or, if they have a long enough hose, turn the unused vaults into ice skating rinks. The question you are now asking yourself has a very simple answer: no, the bankers will not charge money to go ice skating in their vaults.
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